Jordy Marie Says

Holy Cow!! 900 fans!!!! THANK YOU! I wish I could give each and every one of you a hug!

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1 day ago

omg I’M DEAD

Kim Kardashian:	I'd like to marry this dude and spend $10 million dollars on a publicity wedding please oh and then 72 days later I'd like a divorce
America:	Well sure why not?
Britney Spears:	I want to get hitched in a chapel in Vegas and have the marriage annulled fifty-five hours later because I didn't know what the hell I was doing
America:	Whatever you want!
Carmen Electra:	I want to get married in Vegas to this basketball player and then annul the marriage nine days later cuz we were both drunk lololololololololol
America:	Okay, sounds like fun!
Gay couple:	We would like to get married and spend our lives together and possibly adopt unwanted children to give them a good home and -
America:	WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS THAT IS DISGUSTING AND WRONG YOU DEFILE THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE SO GTFO

5 days ago -

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horantheworldcurlz:

aonedirectiondream:

Let’s just take a moment to imagine Louis as Miss Universe.

How he’d seduce the judges:

How he’d pose for the photo shoots:

How he’d walk on the stage:

When he’s trying to be modest:

when he answers a question about world peace:

How he’d act with all the contestant:

His special talent:

How he’d look at the girls who didn’t make it to the top 5:

How he’d react when he’s crowned:

pretty sure his ass would win it for him, tbh

5 days ago -

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6 days ago -

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Me:	That'd make a great gif.
Me:	That'd make a great gif.
Me:	That'd make a great gif.
Me:	That'd make a great gif.
Me:	That'd make a great gif.
Me:	I can't make gifs.

6 days ago -

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i think it’s weird how Niall can be so cute, yet SO sexy…

imaginefuckingonedirection:

Cute:

Sexy:

Cute:

Sexy:

Cute:

Sexy:

Cute:

Sexy:

So FUCKING Cute:

So FUCKING Sexy:

[8] That’s what makes you beautiful [8]

He’s cute and sexy at the same time.