Watching Doctor Who

Me: Ugh Clara, your boots are bitchin'!
Me: Clara, I want your hair!
Me: That skirt is on point!
Me: Can I just BE Clara?

My only regret is that
I didn’t tell enough people
to fuck off.
My 92 year old grandma (via expeditum)

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foxnewsofficial:

i have lost all motivation i only care about christmas

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eartheld:

desertflume:

THIS A THOUSAND TIMES 

THIS 

mostly nature

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Her philosophy is carpe diem for herself and laissez-faire for others.
F. Scott Fitzgerald, This Side of Paradise   (via the-blacksburg-belle)

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deathpup:

what happens if u put a werewolf on the moon is a great question probably the best question ever asked

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sisterjudyjudybobudy:

weetbixgod:

hotdadcalendar:

I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes

Babies have no concept of object permanence

That’s one of the sickest burns I’ve ever read. 

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avocae:

Do u ever listen to a song and suddenly understand the lyrics and it feels like you just discovered life

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suppdel:

do you ever just crave someone’s presence? like you would literally be happy just sitting next to them. it could be completely silent and it would just be magical to be there with them.

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mistakingloveforlaughter:

still waiting for my modern nancy drew tv show with just the right mix of feel good mystery-ness and heartbreakingly painful character development

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howaboutdisney:

YOU DESERVE AN AWARD AND DO U SEE KHAN WATCH HER AS SHE TURNS INTO A WARRIOR IM SCREAMING

howaboutdisney:

YOU DESERVE AN AWARD AND DO U SEE KHAN WATCH HER AS SHE TURNS INTO A WARRIOR IM SCREAMING

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Don’t ever put your happiness in someone else’s hands. They’ll drop it. They’ll drop it every time.
Christopher Barzak (via psych-facts)

Please tell a story about a girl who gets away."

I would, even if I had to adapt one, even if I had to make one up just for her. “Gets away from what, though?”

“From her fairy godmother. From the happy ending that isn’t really happy at all. Please have her get out and run off the page altogether, to somewhere secret where words like ‘happy’ and ‘good’ will never find her.”

“You don’t want her to be happy and good?”

“I’m not sure what’s really meant by happy and good. I would like her to be free. Now. Please begin.
White is for Witching, Helen Oyeyemi (via meqhanory)

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